OC3D Exclusive – The Reason Jensen Huang Resigned
Nvidia Head Resigns
OC3D Exclusive on Jensen Huang’s Nvidia Resignation
If you’ve been online in the last 48 hours then you’ll be aware of only two things. One is that, to the surprise of nobody, if you replace human beings with AI agents you get the collapse of the internet. We hope you all enjoyed your Friday without Teams meetings and endless micromanaging from people paid too much to produce nothing of consequence.
The second big story involves the head of Nvidia, Jensen Huang, resigning from his post with immediate effect. There is a lot of scurrilous rumour about the reason behind it. Thankfully we can exclusively reveal what has happened behind the scenes. Our reporter is on the scene. We can bring this image live from where he is camped out :
Posing as a cleaner, our intrepid truth-seeker dared to ask the worlds foremost tech billionaire for a picture. Eagle-eyed readers might have spotted the first clue that led us to the dramatic conclusion that he has resigned to play Grand Theft Auto VI!
Yes. In a shocking moment we discovered that this had been planned for months. You might have seen the Nvidia stock market price wobble around the original GTA VI release date. This was a hastily covered up resignation only fixed once Rockstar announced the delay of the title. With the game now having gone gold, despite the best efforts of the leaker, Mr Huang has now put his plan into action.
Apparently it must be fun to play, as we were able to snap this quick shot of Jensen distracted before we were ushered out the room to clean up a spill in the entryway.
Stock Crisis?
When pushed regarding the whispers that Nvidia’s stock price had taken a dive when the news broke, Mr Huang said “stock? There must be some confusion. This is the only stock I’m handling.
And it isn’t the stock diving, it’s me skydiving off this sweet building. First to the bottom does a lap of the swamp.”
When asked for their thoughts on the whole situation, someone contacted us on condition of anonymity with the following image. They say it wholly sums up their feelings on the matter. We, naturally can make no comment.
More on this developing story when we get it. Meanwhile you can discuss it in our OC3D Forums.
Obviously this is a joke. All the images above are either official Rockstar Grand Theft Auto VI artwork, or have leveraged Nvidia’s compute power to generate a couple of Ai images to misrepresent reality. It’s just for fun.
